Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!Ĩ. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!ħ. Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!Ħ. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.ĥ. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…Ĥ. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!ģ.
Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!Ģ. Here’s a selection of our best old age birthday jokes and messages, perfect for your friends or family who need a gentle but humours reminder that their best years are behind them!ġ. Is your old man turning one year older? Or maybe your friend that’s a little bit older than you needs reminding that they’ll always be the old mate in the group. Well done – you have still been alive for several years! Congratulations on getting slightly older!ġ4. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?ġ3. Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉ġ2. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.ġ1. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!ĩ. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.Ĩ. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.Ħ. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.ĥ. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.Ĥ. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.ģ. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Perfect for that friend you only see once a year or that colleague who you don’t have any inside jokes with, just go with one of these classics to get them laughing.ġ. The go-to for any birthday, we’ve crafted these funny birthday wishes to be great for almost any birthday celebration. From the rude and offensive to the cheeky and light-hearted messages, simply choose your favourite and pass it off as your own. We’ve all been there, you’ve picked out a great card but when you sit down to write your message, you can’t think of anything besides “Happy birthday.” Well, don’t worry! Our team of greeting card experts have scoured the internet, searched our own cards and trawled thousands of ideas to bring you a list of the 69 funniest things you can say inside your card. Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle now you have to think of something funny to write inside.
0 kommentar(er)
